A Candle for Grammar Police
VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.
Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're, thanks to Facebook trolls. True, it was something the rest of us learned in first grade, but what the hell. Welcome to the club, smarty pants. But as a club member, you now have to quit whining about everyone else's grammatical errors. Trust me, you're still making some.
Jelly Doughnut Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of Whiskey River Soap Co.'s candles are handmade, no two are identical.
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