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A Candle for The Cool Aunt
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SKU: AUN-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (2 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Honey, hand me that bottle? Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me life right now. I...

$26.00
A Candle for Poor Choices
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SKU: POO-C

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PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Smells like Four Lokos and deep-fried frosting.YOLO!Little Debbies ScentedNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.Burn time: 60 hoursNote: Because all of Whiskey River Soap Co.'s candles are handmade, no two are identical.© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.

$26.00
A Candle for Crazy Bitches
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SKU: BIT-C

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Smells like we're just more funBut also crazy as shitSalty Melons ScentedNet Weight: Approximately 10 oz.Burn time: 60 hoursNote: Because all of Whiskey River Soap Co.'s candles are handmade, no two are identical.© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.

$26.00
A Candle for It's Only Frickin' Tuesday
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SKU: FRI-C

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VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Uggggggh... How is it only TUESDAY? It’s been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each individual cell in my body slowly dying to the beat of that annoying wall clock. And Glen in...

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A Candle for Zero F-ks
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SKU: ZER-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (3 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

None to give. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you!...

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A Candle for Working From Home
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SKU: WOR-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (1 item)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Oh yay... Another zoom meeting in ten minutes. I'm still on the one that started two hours ago and I don't think it's ever gonna end. How the heck am I supposed to refill my coffee mug with more whiskey now? Adapted...

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A Candle for Calm the F Down
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SKU: CAL-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (2 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Calm down. So what if the world is going to hell in a hand basket? It’s like, yoga time. Meditation hour starts now. So pop in those AirPods, crank up the sounds of the rainforest, and reeelaaaax. The Zoom rager...

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Merry Whatever Paint Can Candle
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SKU: HPC-2

AVAILABILITY: In stock (6 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Wishing You A Merry Fucking Whatever Hope you have a very happy non-specific celebration    Holiday Tree (Cypress & Fir) ScentedNet Weight: Approximately 12 oz.Burn time: 50 hoursNote: Because all of Whiskey River Soap Co.'s candles are handmade, no two are identical.© 2021 Whiskey...

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A Candle for Christmas Spirit
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SKU: CHR-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (4 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Wait, “spirit” or “spirits”? Because if you're talking Christmas spirits, I'm down for a an apple pie moonshine stat. Or at least a shot of bourbon. Heck, I'll take anything you've got at this point. My Christmas spirit may be...

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F- All Y'all Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin Candle
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SKU: YAL-T

AVAILABILITY: In stock (1 item)

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VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Hey, know what this situation is severely lacking? That’s right. AMBIANCE. And we've got the perfect travel candle tin for all kinds of emergencies. It even comes with its own matchbook under the lid! FUCK ALL Y'ALL Black Raspberry Scented Net...

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A Candle for Gettin' Lit
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SKU: GET-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (2 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Wait, what's today? Oh, hahaha. Like I care. What're we doing for lunch? Because I just found this adorable little bottle of mezcal under my car seat. That, plus a can of La Croix, and we're in business! The lunch...

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Soap for F-ing Zen
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SKU: ZEN-S

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PRODUCT TYPE: Soap

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Smells like can I get a little fucking peace?Fuck it, let's rage.Cool Cucumber ScentedNet Weight: 6 ozNote: Because all of Whiskey River Soap Co.'s soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.

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