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A Candle for The Cool Aunt
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SKU: AUN-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (1 item)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Honey, hand me that bottle? Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me life right now. I...

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A Candle for It's Only Frickin' Tuesday
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SKU: FRI-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (3 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Uggggggh... How is it only TUESDAY? It’s been a full year since the work week started. I swear I can feel each individual cell in my body slowly dying to the beat of that annoying wall clock. And Glen in...

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A Candle for Zero F-ks
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SKU: ZER-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (2 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

None to give. We hear you. You're so over it you can't even. This newly-concocted bad attitude is just what the doctor ordered! Plus, none of us really liked it when you were just a simple, caring, average Joe. So kudos to you!...

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A Candle for Grammar Police
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SKU: GRA-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (1 item)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Smells annoying. Just wanted to shoot a quick message to let you know how impressed we all are that you finally figured out the difference between your and you're, thanks to Facebook trolls. True, it was something the rest of us learned...

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A Candle for Dog People
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SKU: DOG-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (3 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

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Smells like drool. But you're used to that, right? In fact, if I had to guess I'd say your dog is probably sitting in the tub with you right now. Not that I blame you. My dog Charlie is tucked...

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A Candle for Single Ladies
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SKU: SIN-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (2 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Know what's fun? Hanging out with my friends. Focusing on my career. Doing shots all night. Binge watching Riverdale. Eating a whole thing of Halo Top at 2 a.m. Not having to answer to anyone... just sayin'. Oh, and checking for texts....

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A Candle for Social Anxiety
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SKU: SOC-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (2 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

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I'm *cough* super sick Otherwise, I would TOTALLY go to your [insert any social event here]. You know how much I love mingling. It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire....

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A Candle for Cat People
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SKU: CAT-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (3 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Hairball much? Your cats are circling the tub, but don't count on them joining you unless you really are bathing in warm milk. And maybe you are. You cat people are cuh-razy. I should know. I have 14. What? Don't...

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A Candle for Teachers
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SKU: TEA-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (1 item)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

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It's a snow day somewhere... But not for you! You have another full day of dealing with other people’s children AND their classroom shenanigans. And it’s not that you don’t love teaching. It’s more that nobody truly appreciates all the...

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A Candle for Working From Home
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SKU: WOR-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (1 item)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

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Oh yay... Another zoom meeting in ten minutes. I'm still on the one that started two hours ago and I don't think it's ever gonna end. How the heck am I supposed to refill my coffee mug with more whiskey now? Adapted...

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A Candle for Calm the F Down
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SKU: CAL-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (4 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Calm down. So what if the world is going to hell in a hand basket? It’s like, yoga time. Meditation hour starts now. So pop in those AirPods, crank up the sounds of the rainforest, and reeelaaaax. The Zoom rager...

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A Candle for Besties
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SKU: BES-C

AVAILABILITY: In stock (7 items)

PRODUCT TYPE: Candle

VENDOR: Whiskey River Soap Co.

Let's unpack this. And by that, I mean let's unpack everything. I have soooo many things I need to tell you since I last saw you 12 hours ago. And nobody else understands my bitching the way you do! We've got our...

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