Blue Q

Of course it's delicious - you made it! Why? Does someone dare doubt your culinary prowess? Want me to beat them up? Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

If I were a betting man (or woman), I'd wager that you'll want to wear these socks even when you're not walking your dog. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band. S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's...

You'd be forgiven for thinking that she's a quiet, docile, meek bookworm. But only the first time. - Blue QWomen's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon and 2% spandex.

That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amazing. Women's shoe size 5-10....

The cool thing about these socks - other than the fact that they are pretty and comfy and strong as hell - is that you can put the emphasis wherever you want. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed...

Heyyyyyy, Cool Dad! Cool Dad making Cool Dad jokes, giving Cool Dad high fives, living his best Cool Dad life. Gosh, I love you, Cool Dad. Men's shoe size 7-12. 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex.

What's really cool about me is that I'm even cool in the ways in which I'm a little un-cool, which is pretty cool, you know? Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.

If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks. Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2%...

I'm not going to get into specifics here. If you know, you know. Made with shock-absorbing cushion, soft heel tab, and compression band.S/M fits women's shoe size 5-9/men's shoe size 4-8.39% polyester; 39% cotton; 19% nylon, 3% spandex.

A little cinnamon, a lot of butter, and a heaping cup of brilliance. But no raisins. Never raisins. Super-insulated. 100% cotton.

Wanna join me? I promise, the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way.Super-insulated. 100% cotton.